Death Wish

Not sure why, but I am more tired today than I normally am. Yet I didn't do too much at work today. That makes no sense. It may have to do with my wife's delicious chocolate chip cookies.

A client was in today talking about doing an adoption. As we were talking, they began to tell me about a close relative who was struck by a vehicle recently and killed. They have not yet retained an attorney for the case.

Exactly how bad is it that I became excited over this news? It is really awful. Someone is severely injured or killed, and I get excited that they might hire me. Sure, you could say that I am excited by the prospect of the helping these people in their time of need and getting them what they need. You could also say that I have dollar signs lighting up in my eyes like a cartoon character.

What if drugs were legalized? The impact it would have on defense attorneys, police, probation, prosecutor's offices, etc. would be enormous. Too many people are making too much money off of how things are being run right now for a change like that to ever take place.

I support the legalization of drugs. Yes, I know it would hurt my pocket book, but I support it nonetheless. You might think that makes me noble in some way. Before reaching that conclusion, you should know that about a month ago I saw a client of mine on the news charged with first degree statutory rape of a child. And dollar signs flashed in my eyes.

In a perfect world, I suppose that people would not make money off the misfortune of others (are you listening to me, mortgage and credit card companies?). I really would be much happier if I was a full-time public defender. The problem is, the job would not pay enough. So until then, I have to root for crime to drop overall, but for my clients to commit serious crimes. And I have to root for accidental deaths to decrease, but accidental deaths of the friends and families of clients to increase.

Can I put that on my Christmas card this year: "The Law Offices of Eddie Schlipple wish you and your loved ones a happy holiday season. We also are there for you if any of you accidentally die or molest a child this season."